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The Brain from Planet Raptou  (1991)

Also Known As: Raptou is for You, It Cuts It Chops It Sucks, Innovations, Wait There's More!

Genre: Sci-Fi

Starring: Bertie Bassett and Anna Seed

Plot:
A UFO lands in the car park of the Thwackton branch of Asda, causing much panic amongst last-minute Christmas shoppers who presume aliens have come to steal every last turkey on Earth.

An alien in the form of a disembodied brain places a curse on the store's kitchen appliances - giving them a dangerous life of their own.

Quotes:
Woman #1: "Get away from that turkey, you bitch!"

Most Helpful User Review:
I bought one of them Raptou food slicers - took the tops of me fingers off!


BIFTA Winner: Best Christmas Album in the World... Ever! (1992)

Directed by: Admail Cheapcrap. UK. Colour.

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