Santa Claws: The Movie  (1982)

Also Known As: Satan Claus, Satan Claws, Midnight Massacre, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Anyway

Genre: Horror

Starring: Timmy Spoilt-Schitt and Grandpa Flump

Plot:
Santa's grotto at Twattford's Shopping Centre is unlike any other.

Santa makes promises he just cannot keep, and when little Johnny Town-House is told he can have the pet spider monkey he's always wanted, he becomes suspicious. Pulling at Santa's beard and kicking his shins is enough to cause the Father of Christmas to transform into a manic, drooling hairy beast.

Quotes:
Santa: "Sit still, you little shit."

Most Helpful User Review:
What he does to the Salvation Army collectors is in particularly bad taste. Bags of festive fun.

BIFTA Nomination: Best Prezzies (1983)

Directed by: Bill Whup. UK. Colour.