Diamonds Are Expensive  (1976)

Also Known As: Diamonds Are Sparkly, Le Diamonique de Speciale

Genre: Action

Starring: Eric Morecambe & Ernie Wise

Plot:
The Bond franchise took a rather bizarre turn in casting Eric Morecambe as Her Majesty's Secret Agent.

A diamond smuggling investigation leads 007 to Blackpool, where he uncovers an extortion plot headed by his nemesis, Blojob (Ernie Wise).

Quotes:
Bond: "Look at the size of those rocks!"

Most Helpful User Review:
I love the scene where Bond makes the joke about the ice cream van. We watch this every Boxing Day.

BIFTA Winner: Best Christmas Special (1977)

Directed by: Boris Gumption. UK/US. Colour.