Shit Actually  (2003)

Also Known As: Shite Actually, Big Heap o' Shit

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Starring: Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Bill Nighy and Martine McCutcheon

Plot:
Follows the lives of eight dreadfully boring couples dealing with their love lives in various loosely related tales all set at Christmas in London, England.

Quotes:
Mark: "I knew from the moment I saw you across the crowded room I wanted you. How much for 10 minutes?"

Most Helpful User Review:
Girl-meets-fop bollocks. Cringeworthy flirting, terrible overacting - my wife made me sit through this shit at the cinema. We're divorced now.

BIFTA Winner: Best Embarrassingly Cringy Ending (2004)

Directed by: Richard Curtis. UK. Colour.