Desperately Seeking Asylum  (2002)

Also Known As: Immigration Story, Little Britain, The UKIP Party Election Broadcast

Genre: Drama

Starring: Jeremy Clarkson and Felix Toe

Plot:
The story of millions and millions of illegal immigrants trying to gain entry into Britain.

Quotes:
Housing Officer: "No, you don't have to pay Council Tax. There are plenty of British pensioners we can bleed dry instead."

Most Helpful User Review:
Disgraceful racist propaganda, no wonder Daily Mail readers voted it "Film of the Decade" in December 2009.

BIFTA Winner: Best Stop Talking Now (2003)

Directed by: Crimble Croft. UK. Colour.