Strictly Balding  (1980)

Also Known As: Strictly Alopecia, The Hair Less Bunch, Wiggy, Kojak the Musical

Genre: Musical/Drama

Starring: Telly Savalas, Duncan Goodhew and Errol Brown

Plot:
Remember years ago when there were only 3 completely bald people in the world? Now they are everywhere.

Quotes:
Brian: "Shave it off?! Are you mad?!"

Most Popular Song: "Puttin' On My Toupee"
Music and Lyrics: Hot Chocolate

Most Helpful User Review:
This musical was made back in those halcyon days when we laughed at baldies. I really miss the comb-over.

BIFTA Winner: Best Not Laugh It's Not Funny (1981)

Directed by: Burt Reynolds. UK. Colour.