The Pint of Lumpy Bisto  (2002)

Also Known As: Granules of Truth, Ahh Bisto!

Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama

Starring: Guy Pearce and Linda Bellingham

Plot:
A young man exacts revenge on the "friend" who mocks his lack of culinary skills.

Quotes:
Edmond: "You mock me?"
Graham: "Mock you?! You should be imprisoned for crimes against the tastebuds!"

Most Helpful User Review:
Just add boiling water.

BIFTA Nomination: Outstanding Table Setting (2003)

Directed by: Gordon Bleu. US. Colour.