Carpetworld  (1995)

Also Known As: Carpet Right!

Genre: Fantasy

Starring: Kevin Costner

Plot:
In a futuristic world where wood, laminate and vinyl floors are long out of fashion, a carpet-fitter trains a young protege in the lost art of parquet flooring.

Quotes:
Bill: "Shit, where's me Stanley knife?"

Most Helpful User Review:
A ridiculous, over the top, behemoth of a movie (I watched the 'Useless Cut') that was a huge flop, but what can I say? I loved it.

BIFTA Winner: Best Waste of Money (1996)

Directed by: Kevin Costner. US/UK. Colour.